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Showing posts with label Moat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Moat. Show all posts
Friday, August 26, 2011
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Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Thursday, December 30, 2010
2010: A YEAR IN REVIEW, PART 2: RAOUL BRITANNIA
After England's humiliation at the world cup, and our betrayal by Nick Clegg, Britain needed a hero. A modern day Robin Hood, a man who stood up and did what he wanted...A red faced bouncer with homicidal tendencies, a cut off t-shirt and a stupid name. That man was Roaul Moat.
He ha a funeraoul and cremoation, and became an unlikely hero, causing Raoul mania. He even inspired a misspelled tattoo, and Simon Cowell admitted he was a fan, while Jay Kay wrote a song about him.
Friday, October 22, 2010
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
RAOULAN MOANTOB
The BBC today angrily denied reports that "creative director" Alan Yentob is leaving his post under new belt tightening reforms.
Yentob, a man who once falsely passed off acclaimed American film maker Stephen Kijak's work as his own, who earns around £500,000 a year on three different BBC salaries, who said he couldn't do his job unless he flied first class, and published a report that claimed he was the most popular of all BBC presenters with viewers, is going nowhere.
To cement this fact, Yentob today announced his first new project: an Imagine special looking at the artistic and cultural heritage left by Raoul Moat.
"I'd like to meet this fascinating, controversial man", he said. "Book me a first class ticket to Rothbury".
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
JAY KAY WRITES SONG ABOUT RAOUL MOAT
"Shibidibidee doobap girl, red faced Raoul rocks my world...cosmic funk, she is the one...angry doorman so much fun! "
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
NOW MOAT MAD MUM TERESA BYSTRAM TAKES HER KIDS TO SEE THE POPE
"He's another hero...he kept them kids on their toes"
Friday, September 10, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
MOAT ASH DRAMA
People in Rothbury have spoken of their anger and disappointment after the ashes of Raoul Moat were scattered by his family in a river near the town, not realising that a dramatic eleventh hour switch had spared their blushes.
The former nightclub bouncer went on the run after shooting his former girlfriend, her new partner - who died - and a police officer. Moat, 37, shot himself in Rothbury, Northumberland, on 10 July after a six-hour stand-off with police.
Thinking his ashes were just a few miles away, local people said the town's hopes for recovery had been set back yet again, but actually, Moat's ashes had been flushed down a toilet hours earlier, saving them the risk of a lone fleck of his dead DNA floating into their eyes or mouths as they strolled in a beauty spot.
Moat's family believed they were scattering Moat's ashes in the River Coquet upstream from Rothbury, but it was actually just some cigarette ash collected outside a local pub, and substituted in the urn by a quick thinking local paedophile who saw the unattended urn left outside a toilet while the owner had a pee. "I was only there to look for kids, but I did my civic duty", he leered.
An urn and photograph believed to have been left at the spot where Moat shot himself were later removed. Chairman of Rothbury Parish Council Peter Dawson said people were "very angry and very disappointed". Then, being told of the switch, he laughed. "Well, that's fine then", he chortled.
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